It is obviously fantastic news that there is finally a muslim terrorist extremist christian sect member headed for the White House, genuine sense of history and absolute wow and all that. I just wish there was less public weeping associated with the election of Barack Obama. Unless you directly took part in the civil rights struggle, 12 hours of hyperbolic sentiment and tears of joy is more than enough.

The other thing that put a damper on my ecstacy at the kicking out of the publicans was Obama’s mention of PUPPIES in what was otherwise an ace speech. I fucking hate puppies.  Have been pissed on twice while I wasn’t looking.  The only good thing ever arising from dogs is the Sprinkle Brigade. If you are utterly commited to running with a cute idea, go the whole hog and promise unicorns farting rainbows.

Also, I’m a huge fan of Michelle Obama, and am not sure why she was wearing a dress that a small animal appeared to have exploded on.